Will's Home Page
Greetings:
You have reached my home page...congratulations!!! Name is Will Gritzuk..am 22 years
old and a senior at my beloved Queens College. I am graduating this semester (Fall 95). ..after 4 1/2
years at this educational epicenter in Flushing N.Y. Where life is going to take me is a humorous
question. I live on Long Island in the hamlet of North Babylon..a small suburb community offering
nothing more to do than copulate with barnyard livestock that local inhabitants raise
on grass and asphalt. Teenagers frequently sneak onto Old Lee Burrough's 32 acre farm to pick the leaves
of the nine foot plants that he grows in a secluded area in the north by north section...Old Lee
denies that the plants exist and bribes friends with games....An old legend says
that J. Edgar Hoover visited the farm along with Beat Writers, Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac, Neal
Cassady, and Timothy Leary, in the late 1950's and engaged in game use...This is the most
interesting history surrounding my hometown that I can recall.
A large majority of my time is spent reading fiction, philosophy, Shakespeare, and literature
pertaining to game use and existential thought. I am an atheist and belive that my destiny is controlled
by no other higher being than myself. I also write fiction and hope to publish a number of books before
I grow so old that I can't even wipe my own face without assistance. My greatest friend is Tony Monchinski, who I predict will be the first great writer of the 21st century. I look to him for guidance
in my writing, as I consider him to be my mentor as well as friend. As of now he is in South Carolina...
running a moonshine operation in the bush with a group of rednecks and attending graduate school at
the University in Raleigh. We will reunite in about a year and a half when he returns to the Apple after
he finishs grad. school.
And this is all I have to say for my home page. This page would not have been completed if not for Ellen Baratz.
NOTHING IS TRUE EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.
Mail to: gritzuk@soc1.soc.qc.edu
(c) William Gritzuk, 1995